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RISE OF THE WASTE

PROFESSER SAUEMOGGIN IS THINKING OF A NEW FORMULA TO MAKE THE WORLDS SOUREST CANDY WICH ONLY THE BRAVEST TOXIHEAD IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE COULD EAT.BY HIS DIABOLICAL THINKING HE SAYS HE WILL RELEASE HIS CANDY IN TWO WEEKS.HE SHALL CALL IT "THE EXPLOSION".IT WILL BE HS GREATEST INVENTION YET.TO CELEBRATE THE RELEASE OF "THE EXPLOSION" HE WILL HOLD A FESTIVAL IN THE MILLENIUM STADIUM(CARDIFF).THIS IS SURE TO BE THE SOUREST CANDY EVER!

Professor Sauernoggin's plans

How many Toxic Waste discs can you eat? I don't want to know, but apparently Professor Sauernoggin does! This week, during an interview with Professor S, he accidentally blurted something out, something about...A Toxic Waste Tournament? That's right. Professor Sauernoggin's interview went like this: Puckerville Enquirer: Hello, Professor S! PS: Hello! PE: So, can we call you Prof S? PS: I don't mind. PE: Okay, as long as you don't! PS: It's okay. PE: There has been talk about a new Toxic Waste product? PS: Yes, that's right. It will be a powdered drink mix! Add water, and before you, you will have sour on a WHOLE NEW LEVEL! PE: Is that so? PS: Well, yes, but it is still in development. We are still working on an Intense, a Sting, and a Hazardous level. HazMat has been working himself away, good thing he's a tireless cyborg! (Laughter) PE: It is supposed to blow away the competition, right? PS: You bet, and speaking of competition, there will be a Toxie Head contest at the Puckerville City Hall! (covers mouth) PE: You weren't supposed to say that, were you... (END) Professor Sauernoggin has not spoken since! The contest will indeed be held at the City Hall, at 5:00 PM. There will be snacks, soda and sugar cubes to cool the palate, and prizes! So join the fun on the 15th! *Note: This story is fictional. The contest that will occur in the story is fictional as well.

the toxic waste find

The toxic waste has been stolen!It turns out that the lab rat just wanted to get the toxic waste.He has been captured and put in waste freak jail.

smog clog

Professor Smog, clogs puckerville sewer system with toxic waste. professer sauernogin tries everything he can to stop professer smog.

professer sournoggen

Mr.sournoggen created a new sour candy that was so sour that when he tried it he, not only turned into a toxey head but exploded with booms louder then anything you've ever heard!!!!! no one has seen him since the explosen but the lab rat has told everybody in puckerville to stay calm. later on that night,3 recepe stealers snuck in and before they stole anything they tried the new candy and were even bigger wusses about it then Dr.sournoggen himself. BOOM! BOOM! BOMMOnce on a dreary, rainy day, there was a boy. He sat at home all alone. Waiting til his mom came home. He sat and sat, then this and that. Hours and hours, pining for something sour. His mom came home from work that day. She had something in her hand and something to say. "Charlie, oh, Charlie, why the long face, I brought you a candy, since you've been cooped up her today." He smiled and jumped as he snatched the treats out of her hand. There were three candies, labeled wuss, crybaby, toxic wannabe, toxie head. He tried the wuss, just to warm up and his mouth almost exploded, he spit it out and threw them all outside. Then a girl came along. "Why are these on the ground? That bad Charlie Lott, again, littering. She picked up the used wrapper and threw it away, but took the other three. She opened up the crybaby, not knowing these were sour candies. She said,"why did Charlie waste these, they're good." She looked at the wrapper again and noticed SOUR on the back. She shook her head and said, "What a wuss!" Then she ate the other too, without complication. What a toxie head. Then she put the wrapper in the correct recycling containers and went back to Charlie's to gloat about her feat.

professer sournoggen creates the most sour candy ever!

Mr.sournoggen created a new sour candy that was so sour that when he tried it he, not only turned into a toxey head but exploded with booms louder then anything you've ever heard!!!!! no one has seen him since the explosen but the lab rat has told everybody in puckerville to stay calm. later on that night,3 recepe stealers snuck in and before they stole anything they tried the new candy and were even bigger wusses about it then Dr.sournoggen himself. BOOM! BOOM! BOMM!!!!

Puckerville still looking

professor sauernoggin has been missing for three weeks and his secret lab has been found by four teenage boys on the outskirts of puckerville.

toxic storm

The other day a tornado came an Mr.Toxie LOST ALL HIS CANDY and later all the animals had watering eyes so Mr.Toxie knew where his candy

the explosion

one day mr. toxihead ate all the toxic waste nothing happenned then he went to the toxic waste dump he ate so much nothing happenned then he went to the candy store bought all toxic waste candy his head blew up he said it is fantastic!

School

Every day someone has a bucket of toxic waste candy the first person says can I have a toxic waste they say no than they say I will give you this or this they are like no he asked again she is like if you hit me he says you wanted you to hit me ok here is your toxic waste!

Toxic Wasted

Once on a dreary, rainy day, there was a boy. He sat at home all alone. Waiting til his mom came home. He sat and sat, then this and that. Hours and hours, pining for something sour. His mom came home from work that day. She had something in her hand and something to say. "Charlie, oh, Charlie, why the long face, I brought you a candy, since you've been cooped up her today." He smiled and jumped as he snatched the treats out of her hand. There were three candies, labeled wuss, crybaby, toxic wannabe, toxie head. He tried the wuss, just to warm up and his mouth almost exploded, he spit it out and threw them all outside. Then a girl came along. "Why are these on the ground? That bad Charlie Lott, again, littering. She picked up the used wrapper and threw it away, but took the other three. She opened up the crybaby, not knowing these were sour candies. She said,"why did Charlie waste these, they're good." She looked at the wrapper again and noticed SOUR on the back. She shook her head and said, "What a wuss!" Then she ate the other too, without complication. What a toxie head. Then she put the wrapper in the correct recycling containers and went back to Charlie's to gloat about her feat.

oh his in trouble

one day Toxiehead was walking a big storm blew up and Toxiehead couldnt see anything all he could see was a big black thing coming!oh no the black thing was a wicked witch the witch took Toxiehead to a big room which had spiders in it Toxiehead got bitten by one of the spiders and turned into a spider but then a docter came and cured him the end

Echo's Quest (#2) by Echo

One day, a day like no other everybody got toxic waste candy and she was just one in a crowd! She did not like that so she hid hers and told everyone that she was going back to regular dull sour candy and everybody did the same. Secretly she ate her REALLY SOUR, DEADLY SOUR Toxic waste candy! The End.... For now.

Mr Saurnoggin?

One day while Mr.Toxiehead was figguring out one of his new creations, Mr.Toxiehead had asked Proffessor Sauernoggin to go to,Lab District, a mini mart with thinks to use in experiments. When Professor Saurnoggin came home, he had a pile of sugar and sprinkles with him. "No!" "That was not what I wanted Professor!" Mr.Toxiehead said. "lets make it a candy." "But lets not use the sprinkles." "Instead its sour!" "Lets lay it into the machine and BAM!" "A new sour spray!"

Mr.Toxiehead gets in a fight!!!

One day wile Saurnoggin was making a new living creation Mr.Toxiehaed was out guarding the lab when he herd a loud yessss!! Mr.Toxiehead went to check on him and was angry to see that there is a new guard to take his place. When professor Saurnoggin left the lab Mr.Toxiehead came in to deal with this new gaurd that was taking his job. He snuck behind this new slimy creation and then jumps at it and holds it in a headlock. The all of a sudden he turns it aroung and it was just a can of toxic waste candy. Good thing that was'nt a fight. The End....

Mr. Toxie Heads adventure

One day Mr.Toxie Head whas walkling down the road and got tired. So he stopped to take a break, all the sudden while standing on the sidewalk ACHOO! He sneezed so hard he blew a hole in the ground and fell in. He had discovered a secret undergound club! It was so cool it was perfect! So he ran back to Professor Sauernoggin and started a club of his own. The END!!! :-)

Jimmy's Sour Power - a heroic tale of toxic proportions

Jimmy's lip quivered, as he popped the sour apple toxic waste sweet into his mouth. His friends had pressured him into it, and he wasn't about to be called a Toxic Wuss. Jimmy knew he was capable of being a fully blown, chronic, massively uber Toxie-Head. What came next was a blur. In a quest to be the biggest toxie-head in town, little Jimmy soon found himself frantically scoffing down the hazardously sour candy. At first, everything was fine. But then Jimmy felt a strange bubbling from deep within his tummy. Suddenly, the full force of eating a whole tub of toxic waste in one hit Jimmy. He felt like there was a nuclear warhead exploding in his mouth. The bitterness subsided, and Jimmy felt a wave of awesomeness come over him, for a had conquered a whole tub of toxic waste in one go. Jimmy was forever heralded as the biggest toxie-head the world had ever seen. He was the coolest. People came for miles to meet Jimmy and hear the tale of how he demolished a whole tub of toxic waste in one go. The End

Echo's quest (Realistic Fiction) By Echo

There was a girl named Echo. She went to Ansbach Elementary over in Germany. She set off to find the most sour candy in all of the world. She saw an add in the magazine she was reading. She went to toxicwastecandy.com and ordered all of the candy she could and some other things too. When it arrived she ate allot at the same time. Her face puckered up and stuck. Her Dad Chris tried to get her mouth free but he failed. Her big brother Zachary took a wrench and tried to get her mouth free, he failed. Then Her Mom took an wooden spoon and whacked her mouth to set her free. She Failed also. Then Her cats Fish and Morris clawed at her but then failed. Her best friends Jessica, Sarah Shawn, and Leo told her jokes to try to get her to laugh and stop puckering. They also Failed. Her Papa Finally was able to get her free! She Decided to celebrate with More Toxic Waste Candy...... Uh oh! The End

Professor Saurnoggin was in a blackout. By Kenny

One day Professor Saurnoggin was making the new flavor. The ultra favorite taste lover gives you your favorite taste ever. In tell he made it, he put a robot that can give you anything you want. Then a blackout came for 600 days. The black out subsided the most scariest beast ever! Then he made a solar metal giga, the most powerful beast that can blast and defeat anything. The Professor destroyed the beast, then he made the best candy ever, i mean the second best candy ever called "The Chewing Mystery Bar". His story was told he gave eveybody all his candies that he made, then he got what he wanted. The giving gift o matic 3000 and after thet day he lived happily ever after.

professor saurnoggin, our hero! by andre nicolov (remade)

one day, professor saurnoggin was in his lab when the phone rang. professor saurnoggin was in his lab when the phone rang. professor picked up the reicever. "hello sournugget!" said nobody but the unmistakable: garbagio dude! "garbagio dude!" saurnoggin cried, "the worst litterer in puckerville!" "yes, and with a secret wepon!" garbagio replied, "the Littering Beam" he explained, "it will cause all of puckerville to start littering at a shine of this beam. it will also tip over all gabage cans!" hazmat shriked. "and nobody can stop it!" our villan sneered. "of course we can!" our hero argued. "can not!" "can too!" professor saurnoggin drank down some toxic waste fluid. pop pop KABOOM! professor saurnoggin had turned into mr. toxie head the human mushroom cloud! "hear i come puckerville!" he said and flu out the door.he could not fail with the power of toxic waste! on the streets evryone is littering.KABOOM! KABOOM! the garbage blew up. only one problem. now the streets were covered in mushroom clouds. but soon, they would go away. "gimme the bam garbagio!" he yelled. "what happend?" came a unconsius voice garbagio dude mr. toxie head knew he ran for the beam. "i got it!" professer saurnoggin(the mushroom cloud was gone) as he reversed the order in the beam and set it off. everyone started picking up their garbage. "you win" said garbagio. THE END

Garbagio is Back! Oh, Dear! By Andre Nicolov

professor saurnoggin was in his lab when he heard a scream. It is garbagio dude! yes, garbagio dude the littering man. before, he has littered the streets and released a chemical into the air that started to throw nuclear waste on the ground. this time... "i have released a toxic substance into the air that destroys anything that cleans and turns it into ashes!" said garbagio. so once again, our hero gulped down toxic waste. pop-pop-KABOOM pop-pop-KABOOM that, of course, is our hero turning into Mr toxie head. Outside, it is worse than he thought. all over, car washes are gone. stuff like that. and there in the middle, was garbagio, cleaning the ashes up, and piling them in the middle of puckerville. suddenly garbagio screams. he hands Mr. toxie head the chemical releasing bottle. close it! he cries. so Mr. toxie head closes the bottle and cleans up the mess. wait a minute. why did garbagio want to close the bottle? "I tricked myself. i couldn't clean up the ashes, because then i would turn to ashes to." garbagio explained. so the the professor (the toxic waste had worn out) and garbagio strolled back to the lab together. "from now on, call me non-garbagio dude" said garbagio. THE END

the toxic wastes birthday

its been a year almost a year and a month and its the toxic wastes birthday and yet the professer still hasnt come back from his trip or his DISSAPPEARENCE AND QUESTIONS ARE RACING AROUND such as where is he? EVEN AFTER THE CLOUD OF toxic waste appered in the east many people are curious and others just dont care but three questions come up to mind "where is he,also what presents is the toxic waste going to get,and what color are my underwear this investigation isnt over yet and I will get to the bottom of this if i have to eat every product out there ( pucker)

the joey & shaun story

joey fortin and shaun fox are the sour dare devils. they where eating every thing sour nuthing was too sour for these kids but on day they went to the store and they happened to see a new candy on the shelf,hay new sour candy on the shelf they thought with no excitement so they bought some and they thought it would be like warheads, there favorite candy at the time. so the took one each and they popped it in there mouth and they jumped in excitement and they said we found the sourest candy yet. and there are still trying to find the sourest candy in the world but toxic wast is the best so far

The Quest of Two Friends (based on a true story)

Mark and Drew loved sour things, but unfortunately, they lived in a world without real sour candy, and the only ways to get somthing satisfyingly sour for their extremely sour needs was to suck on a lemon or a lime, or put eat an entire pack of so-called sour candy in one mouthful. Then, over the summer, Mark went to a candy store, and saw Toxic Waste! At first he thought it was like the other patheticly sour candy, but then he noticed the warning label: "WARNING! Eating one or more of these candies at a time may cause irritation to the tounge! "Finally", Mark thought, "This may be actually sour!" Then he tried one, and he realized his predidction had come true! Then the candy became sweet in his mouth, and he thought it was the end of the excellent sour he had enjoyed for 60 seconds, but he was wrong. Right before he finished sucking on the candy, the sour powder in the center got to his tounge. "Hooray", he said, "It's sour again!" Later taht day he ate a total of for Toxic Waste candies. Then, he shared his discovery of this wonderful candy with Drew. He gave about half of them to Drew, and they ate sour candy happily ever after. (don't worry, it took at least a few weeks to eat all the Toxic Waste, we didn't waste it)

The best accidental explosion

One in his little lab in Puckerville,Professor Sauernoggin was mixing experiments.SUDENLY an explosion happened but this explosion wasn't any old explosion istead it produced 998 toxic waste drums,2000 sludge bars,3000 Dip and lick spays and 944 sour candy sprays. But that wasnt all its also made 999,999 CHEWY TOXIC WASTE SWEETS It was the newest sour sweet ever.THE END.

The Professor's Having an Off Day

The Professor worked and worked so hard on the one and only toxic waste. First, he mixed some chemicals, a duck appeared, the duck turned in to a Tyrannosaurus-Rex, the Tyrannosaurus-Rex turned in to a octopus, then it turned into a sweet. The Professor sucked the sweet. It wasn’t sour. The Professor mixed it with some more chemicals. It turned in to a cat. The Professor couldn’t turn it back in to a sweet so he took the cat and poured a pot of sherbet all over the cat then he rubbed it in to the cats fur. After it was all on firmly, he mixed it with some chemicals and it turned in to toxic waste. The Professor praised the sweet. He loved it. He even took it out for a date at the movies, but she saw him looking at some other bit of candy and from then on they were only friends.

professor saurnoggin, our hero! by Andre Nicolov

one day, professor saurnoggin was in his lab when the phone rang. professor saurnoggin was in his lab when the phone rang. professor picked up the reicever. "hello sournugget!" said nobody but the unmistakable: garbagio dude! "garbagio dude!" saurnoggin cried, "the worst litterer in puckerville!" "yes, and with a secret wepon!" garbagio replied, "the Littering Beam" he explained, "it will cause all of puckerville to start littering at a shine of this beam. it will also tip over all gabage cans!" hazmat shriked. "and nobody can stop it!" our villan sneered. "of course we can!" our hero argued. "can not!" "can too!" professor saurnoggin drank down some toxic waste fluid. pop pop KABOOM! professor saurnoggin had turned into mr. toxie head the human mushroom cloud! "hear i come puckerville!" he said and flu out the door.he could not fail with the power of toxic waste! on the streets evryone is littering.KABOOM! KABOOM! the garbage blew up. only one problem. now the streets were covered in mushroom clouds. but soon, they would go away. "gimme the bam garbagio!" he yelled. "what happend?" came a unconsius voice garbagio dude mr. toxie head knew he ran for the beam. "i got it!" professer saurnoggin(the mushroom cloud was gone) as he reversed the order in the beam and set it off. everyone started picking up their garbage. "you win" said garbagio. THE ENDor picked up the reicever. "hello sournugget!" said nobody but the unmistakable: garbagio dude! "garbagio dude!" saurnoggin cried, "the worst litterer in puckerville!" "yes, and with a secret wepon!" garbagio replied, "the Littering Beam" he explained, "it will cause all of puckerville to start littering at a shine of this beam. it will also tip over all gabage cans!" hazmat shriked. "and nobody can stop it!" our villan sneered. "of course we can!" our hero argued. "can not!" "can too!" professor saurnoggin drank down some toxic waste fluid. pop pop KABOOM! professor saurnoggin had turned into mr. toxie head the human mushroom cloud! "hear i come puckerville!" he said and flu out the door.he could not fail with the power of toxic waste! on the streets evryone is littering.KABOOM! KABOOM! the garbage blew up. only one problem. now the streets were covered in mushroom clouds. but soon, they would go away. "gimme the bam garbagio!" he yelled. "what happend?" came a unconsius voice garbagio dude mr. toxie head knew he ran for the beam. "i got it!" professer saurnoggin(the mushroom cloud was gone) as he reversed the order in the beam and set it off. everyone started picking up their garbage. "you win" one day, professor saurnoggin was in his lab when the phone rang. professor picked up the reicever. "hello sournugget!" said nobody but the unmistakable: garbagio dude! "garbagio dude!" saurnoggin cried, "the worst litterer in puckerville!" "yes, and with a secret wepon!" garbagio replied, "the Littering Beam" he explained, "it will cause all of puckerville to start littering at a shine of this beam. it will also tip over all gabage cans!" hazmat shriked. "and nobody can stop it!" our villan sneered. "of course we can!" our hero argued. "can not!" "can too!" professor saurnoggin drank down some toxic waste fluid. pop pop KABOOM! professor saurnoggin had turned into mr. toxie head the human mushroom cloud! "hear i come puckerville!" he said and flu out the door.he could not fail with the power of toxic waste! on the streets evryone is littering.KABOOM! KABOOM! the garbage blew up. only one problem. now the streets were covered in mushroom clouds. but soon, they would go away. "gimme the bam garbagio!" he yelled. "what happend?" came a unconsius voice garbagio dude mr. toxie head knew he ran for the beam. "i got it!" professer saurnoggin(the mushroom cloud was gone) as he reversed the order in the beam and set it off. everyone started picking up their garbage. "you win" said garbagio. THE END

The Toxic Waste Contest (based on a true story)

Once upon a time there were five kids named Oob, Anya, Clara, Tessa and Maddy. They decided to challenge each other to see who could keep a Toxic Waste Drum in their mouth the longest. Anya got them each a drum and while the other kids finished their dinner, Clara started licking hers, a little at a time. "Ew! It's so sour!" she exclaimed. The rest of the kids popped the candy into their mouths in unison. "Blech!" Tessa spit her candy clear across the room. The others laughed as she got up to retrive it. "You qualify for cry baby!" Clara told her as she studied the back of the can. Now remember that the rest of the chidren still had their Toxic Waste in their mouths. And soon it got to be too much for Clara,too. She spit hers out for a break. "You are a Toxie Wannabe!" Maddy anounced It ended up as a three-way tie for full Toxie-Head between Anya, Oob and Maddy. Then, the candy got sweet in their mouths and they all lived happily ever after. The End

Professor Sauernoggin and his contraption.

One evening Professor Sauernoggin was making a new contraption of TOXIC WASTE CANDY and he had no one to taste this contraption, so, he decided to try it himself. Before he took a drink, he was thinking, "Well, if all the children of PUCKERVILLE like it, THAN I WILL TO!" Very slowly, he took a drink, nothing happened. So, he thought he would put MORE Puckering Sour Powder.Just than he took another drink.... CABOOOOOOOM! He exploded. " It's perfect," he said.